A Quickie...

Stupidity is an art.

It's not easy being stupid. No matter how hard you may try, you will fail miserably. It takes unusual artistic talent, and a little bit of luck to be able to pass of as stupid. Only those who are truly talented will be able to pass. Try this test. If you score more than 8-10, chances are, you're artistic to the bone!

1. Do you hold your handphone with your left hand but listen with your right ear?
(Like can't you use your right hand to hold your phone up to your right ear? Isn't that more convenient?)

2. Do you speak louder into your phone when you can't hear the other party?
(Like it's you who's having the problem hearing, not the fella on the line? Hello?)

3. Do you pick your ears wax using your fingers?
(No matter how hard you try, unlike your nose, your ears lobes won't expand, and your fingers won't reach the nether regions of your ear.)

4. Do you tune the air-con temperature to high so that you'll get colder air out of it?
(Hello, please note that Higher Temperature translates as Hotter. H.O.T.T.E.R...)

5. Do you brush your teeth before having your breakfast?
(I know it's something you grew up with, but isn't it more effective if you clean them AFTER you dirty them?)

6. Do you, conveniently engage the signal light in the same sweeping action as your hand is turning the steering wheel?
(Like that helps. Everyone would have seen your car turn before the signal light comes on.)

7. Do you knock the hell out of your remote control when the tv refuses to obey your need to switch channels?
(Knocking a sensitive electronic contraption will only loosen the sensitive components inside. Unless of course, it comes in G-Shock)

8. Do you wear your socks only after you wear your jeans?
(I know you're just doing it so that you can pull up your jeans to your knees when you're wearing your socks and you probably like the feeling of a belt buckle/fly button pressing itself onto your belly when you reach for your legs.)

9. Do you still wonder why, sometimes, there's a horizontal line on top of the number 9?
(Since it's a mystery to you, I'll let it be. Try asking a 6 year old kid. Maybe the fella will give you an answer if he doesn't feel that you've insulted his intelligence.)

10. Did you finish reading this entire list?
(It must be that you're either really bored, or you're just plain artistic and you relate to the 9 things above.)

How did you fare?