Empty Hard Disk
Well, I've already posted this as a comment on the 'still-hot' topic a few posts down.
So. Imagine this. When you were born into this world, your mind is like an empty hard disk. You knew only the BIOS functions (well, if you're a PC anyways. As for Macs, I don't have a clue. But that's not the point.) which is to eat when you're hungry, sleep when you're tired, shit when you need to. These are your natural instincts.
Sexual orientation or disorientation only happens when you almost reach puberty. As for the 3-5 year olds and around, they seem to know what sex is, but in reality, at this age, you only know how to differentiate between male and female. That's why at this age, kids are the most cheeky, and will crack boob and dick jokes. However, they are only concerned about the outward appearance and know nothing about what the dick is for except for urination. As for girls, they won't know that guys do not have another hole next to their bung hole.
So... What OS you put into the child is imporatant from the start. If the parents don't teach them what is 'normal' and what is 'abnormal', then maybe society will. And here, society means TV, Radio, Internet, and the likes. Schools also play an important role. So, if you grew up without your parents telling you what a penis/vagina is for at a good ripe age, then maybe you've taken more than a few tips from society. And society is just like the internet of today. Filled with a lot of shareware, plug-ins, beneficial and non-beneficial programmes, games, system upgrades, and viruses. Makes sense?
So, take a good look at yourself and see.
Now, doesn't that consolidate the fact that we human beings can't do things simply because we think that it's natural? Well, in my honest opinion, (and of course this entire post is MY OPINION) there's no such thing as 'natural homosexuality'. Sexual orientation (realisation) comes only at around puberty (maybe at around 10-12 years old). And that in itself, your hard disk would have been filled with a whole lot of programmes and stuff. So now, how can a person say that he feels like a girl trapped inside a boy's body? The only way for this to have happened would simply mean that she has been installed with a boy's OS when she was growing up!
And besides, if I am not mistaken, such people always 'feel' like they are a girl trapped in a boy's body or vice versa. And we all know that feelings can change in a split second. Ever felt that you love someone with all your heart, and then after seeing the person performing some stupendous act and in that split second feel that you're disgusted with the fella?
Feelings change all the time. It's just us, sometimes, that we gave the thing too much thought and convince ourselves that our feelings are the determinant of our lives.
So... What OS are you using now?
posted by SaDdNesZ.jc @ 11/21/2005 10:06:00 am
13 Comments:
Fundie boy,
Here's an IT metaphor for you! BTW, this isn't just for xtians but Abraham's entire happy middle eastern framework!
Enjoy!
Bob++
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Thou art sheep running on Windows 95 Service Pack 1.
Bill Loves Thou.
For Bill brings to thou operating systems.
That giveth the warm and fuzzies.
But are based on the lamest code.
Yet thoust flock to Him.
And adore the virgin Melinda (OK, that's a slight stretch).
Upgrading hardware to accomodate.
Inefficient out of date sloppy code and instructions put together in haste to meet deadlines (yet often missed). And satisfy share holders.
That once satisfied the needs of many.
But has grown to be nothing more than a lumbering
Pathetic
Archaic
Piece of bad programming.
Ave Satanas! Ave Linux! (dang, it even sounds Latin)
Disclaimer: Satan doesn't think Melinda is hot.
Bob, Enjoyed the extrapolated insight on the service pack...
But if you'd have used you brain a bit more, you'd see that I wasn't refering to whatever you are trying to discuss, or is it me that is stupid that I don't see much of a connection...
Besides, i didn't claim that Windows was the best OS...
And too bad, God ain't anything like Bill, nor His followers anything like the geeks in Microsuck... Microsuck wants your money (and possibly world domination) but God wants your fellowship and your soul''s safety.
"God wants your fellowship"
So does Frodo.
Damn.
god is a Hobbit.
Read into that metaphor fundie boy.
Carpe Satanas! (And no FB, it doesn't mean evil fish).
Well, since you've put it into that perspective, then I would say that the most stable OS was made a few thousand years back.
Just look around and see what kind of shit we've gotten ourselves into by diverting from the 10 Commandments?
The world's moral stadards are still very much based on them. However, it's getting more and more funky as we start making allowances for 'plug-ins and updates'. Now the law doesn't even dare to punish a criminal even if the facts are there. To get out of jail, simply add doubt into the prosecutor's case.
So, when we try to define what is male and female by our own understanding and thinking, then, we are using our own wisdom. And how much wisdom can one garner from a good 40 years of studying? How can is compare with a 3000-4000 year old practise that has been tried and tested to be good?
FB:
Boys<->Girls
Humans are the only animals (of course fundies believe in spontaneous creation) who are capable of altering their biological and genetic make up.
Before you cry that it's unnatural, everything you do everyday is unnatural.
Humans engineer and make materials and animals unnatural shit all the time. E.g., those vaccines save even (fundie) lives.
Humans are engineering themselves.
Because we're smart enough.
And we can.
Millenia ago, someone (a homosapien - note to fundies: this means modern human) figured out the only way to make all these hicks stop raping, pillaging and killing themselves was to create and lay down a set of rules that were self implementing.
There were no cops.
No traffic cameras.
No department of health or OSHA.
So an all seeing god was required.
And to ensure there was balance.
And to pass the buck when one misbehaved, the Devil was created.
Society has evolved.
The US is probably the most backward and fundamental developed nation.
Most European countries have cast off the god concept from the framework.
The god concept and pantheon of angels, devils, hell, heaven, was necessary then.
Like a mold to make jelly.
Once the jelly's set.
The mold is no longer required.
And may be discarded.
And the jelly is free.
To nourish a new framework.
Take Left Turn FB.
For true enlightenment.
Ave Jello Est Luciferum!
Bob's pudding pops.
bob: Somehow I find it a bit funny that you have just discarded the debel whom you worship into a counter God ideology.
So, if that is so true, why are you still worshipping something that you've just deconstructed? Because you are smart enough?
Although modern medicine does save a lot of lives, but in the end, it still does change the fact that modernisations has also created a few uncurable diseases of thier own!
Well, shit happens when you discard the jelly from the mould. You stab it, slice it, dice it, and sqaush it, it gets all over the place, dirtying the area as it goes. But if you do the same actions with the mould still intact, then the jelly stays in the mould. So in this you are also implying that modern science is some form of disorganisation? a no-rules, free-for-all??
Sigh.
Too difficult to explain the concept of modern Satanism and the Left Hand Path to you FB.
Just Google them if you're open minded enough and you will understand.
You fundies are so literal.
BTW, Santa Claus doesn't Exist.
Neither does the Easter Bunny.
"So in this you are also implying that modern science is some form of disorganisation? a no-rules, free-for-all??"
If you can imagine it.
You can do it.
We have sped up evolution.
And it is wonderful.
I know... Santa and the bunny is just a scheme to make more money... that's why God was so very much against the use of idols and images...
And I believe that you don't have a picture of the devil hanging on your bedroom wall or something either...
" You stab it, slice it, dice it, and sqaush it, it gets all over the place, dirtying the area as it goes. "
Ever think of simply eating it?
I'd hate to be your mom.
Sped up artificial production is more like it.
Evolution is supposed to be an age old process of naturally adapting to the creature's surroundings.
What's evolution got to do with cosmetic surgery and cloning? It's called short term alteration or in more layman terms, a short-cut that brings with it its own consequences. If babies can be born with an artificial nose and augmented boobs, then maybe I should rest my case....
FB: Just like GPRS is a path to 3G, gross/mechanical surgery is a step along the path to cellular molecular level modification.
Doctors in Bangkok are already regenerating new blood vessels using stem cells. They're growing body parts on xenoframeworks.
Again, I'm not responsible for your scientific erudition.
Look up Wikipedia or ask your folks to get you a subscription to something other than Jerry Falwell Junior League Funnies.
anonymous:
i think what you need now is just an anti-virus software to clear all the viruses that you had and come to the worst you might seriously thinking of having a piece of a re-format CD.
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