Wednesday, October 05, 2005

All I need is...

A management guru teaches us an invaluable management theory.

"The basic needs of man: Food, Shelter & Clothing"

That is also the basic need of a dog!

SIGH...

I've been living like a dog!!!



This is depressing...

Supposedly, man is the only spiecies on earth that has the ability to think with logic and the not-so-common sense. Above all the creepy crawlies of the earth, only MAN has the ability to make decisions based on knowledge and analysis. All other members of the animal kingdom does things based on instinct.

But yet, National Geographic keeps telling us that whenever we do something, it is based on our basic instinct! So, subliminally, National Geographic and the alike are telling us that we no better than the common dog that pisses on your tyres during the night, that shags around with any bitch on the street, and gets entangled with their butts together out of some strange reason.

But yet, we do see the same things happening in the Kingdom of Man. We do find ourselves peeing everywhere convenient, we spit and clear our throats onto the walkways, we shag around in sleazy motels with expatriate bitches imported especially for the flesh trade, and we get our butts tangled up when the wife finds out!

Yes, some things on earth are best left to nature, like the creation of wings for an airplane, like the fabric that reduces drag underwater inspired by sharks, and the aerodynamics of a bird. But those are exterior implications. We should not blame our natural instinct when we fool around! We are given the gift of free will. So use it wisely.

It is YOU!!! You have the ability to choose to pee into a toilet bowl or on people's tyres. You also have the ability to choose NOT to spit on the floors of walkways because you could always clear the disgusting phleagm (I think that's how its spelt) into a piece of tissue and throw it into the nearest dustbin (always conveniently located not too far away), and you can choose to stick with ONE spouse, and use your analysis and knowledge to choose wisely, bearing in mind that grativy will take its toll in due time, before you commit yourself, and thus, you won't get your butts tangled up!

So, the next time someone tells you that "it's only natural", think again.

9 Comments:

Blogger Chief said...

for a Christian the abnormal should be normal.

October 05, 2005 10:47 am  
Blogger SaDdNesZ.jc said...

so what is normal???

October 05, 2005 11:02 am  
Blogger Gab said...

hmmm..natural means having to gone back to stone age, prehistoric men lead natural lives..:P

this particular entry evoke strong feelings in me. i am not surprised at all. and they call themselves civilised. but how civilised are they? comparing between the superstructure? *tsk tsk tsk*

ppl who choose to be unfaithful to their spouses cooked up dat they need to "sow their wild oats everywhere" *sigh*

I guess that applies to both genders nowadays.

October 05, 2005 2:07 pm  
Blogger SaDdNesZ.jc said...

Life, like i implied, has gone back to the dogs...

October 05, 2005 2:10 pm  
Blogger SaDdNesZ.jc said...

wild oats... hhhmmm

October 05, 2005 2:13 pm  
Blogger BeaWuzHere said...

somethin i learnt today: Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs....=P
lol.....those ppl are still stuck on the bottom row....time to move up, peeps!

October 05, 2005 11:43 pm  
Blogger SaDdNesZ.jc said...

Bea, you'll see that happening very soon. What you see in church now is that most of us are struggling in the first level of needs. When we move up, you'll see a lot more politics, more people trying to gain recognition, and more mess.

:)

October 06, 2005 10:47 am  
Blogger BeaWuzHere said...

lol....oh well, we can't have everything, can we?

October 07, 2005 12:26 am  
Blogger SaDdNesZ.jc said...

Bea: Unfortunately... No...

October 07, 2005 1:59 pm  

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