Why would you want to Re-invent the WHEEL???

Actually today wasn't too bad... it started awful, but by lunchtime, i was actually having quite a good time.

Anyhow, the good moment was only a prelude for an arduos afternoon that awaited me. Trying to reinvent the wheel is what i'm doing! Why can't we just stick to the tried and tested word 'wheel' rather than putting some spice into it and make it sound nicer??? What??? You want a Wheely, Wheellie, or a Willie??? Now this is called 'Ayamed'...

Saddening...